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And If You Let Me Stay … We’ll Dance Our Lives Away!

April 9th, 2007 · Blogroll, Blogs, Comedy, Culture, Music, TV, Video

Aaron posted the truly fabulous video of Debbie Harry performing “Call Me” on the Muppet Show … because nothing says “male escort work” like brightly colored hand puppets! But I have to say, my all-time favorite Muppet Show musical number is still Leo Sayer dancing with a giant green bird.

 
Bonus: Leo many, many years later: “I’m leaving because they won’t provide me underwear. I’ve had enough. This is unsanitary, it’s unclean, it’s bullshit.”

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Simone de Beauvoir’s Got Your Number, Slim

April 9th, 2007 · Blogroll, Blogs, Culture, Feminism, Internet, Media, Politics

Jessica Valenti of Feministing had a nice piece in The Guardian on Friday, mulling over the state of online misogyny in the wake of the Kathy Sierra incident. And of course she touches on Ann Althouse’s nasty attack on her for the unspeakable crime of having a figure.

If it’s any consolation, one side effect of that particular mud volley, surely unintended by Ms. Althouse, is that it won Feministing some new fans — including myself. Pretty much any time I see Ann Althouse’s name I think, “Hey, I should go read Feministing.” It’s sort of like the “Hi, Bob” game only with a smart and funny feminist blog instead of Suzanne Pleshette and butterscotch schnapps.

Here’s an older Feministing post on the “Quiverfull” movement, as profiled in The Nation. Warning: the top graphic on this post made me spit out my pu-erh tea. Good thing I have a back-up keyboard.

Bonus: the Althouse controversy framed in terms of the best angry kitty video ever.

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Comedy and the Art of Dancing Backwards

April 7th, 2007 · Blogroll, Blogs, Comedy, Culture, Doctor Who, Film, Journal, Kids in the Hall, Meta, Neo-Futurists, Science Fiction, The Partly Dave Show, TV

Kevin McDonaldMy old friend AKMA (from the Billy-Bragg email list back in the 90s) has a short but insightful post up about the etiquette of responding to a straight line when it’s offered. It reminds me of why I used to enjoy talking to him online so much. Go read it. The last time I exchanged emails with AKMA was probably a couple of years ago (and I’m pretty sure I was the one who dropped the conversational ball, thanks to an inbox that’s more like the swamp Man-Thing crawled out of than a place to communicate with friends) — but at least I’ve got AKMA on my blogroll now.

One of the things I like about his post is that it surfaces an interesting truth: Despite the competitive nature of comedy as an industry and many comedians as people, true comedy (at least the kind with more than one person on stage) depends more on cooperation than competition. And that’s true whether you’re the person offering the straight line, or the person who gets to supply the punch line.

Spend much time performing comedy on stage, especially in any ad-lib or improv format, and you quickly begin to admire the teammates who are best at extending an oar to a fellow player who’s floundering, or amplifying and adding to a colleague’s ideas in a way that enriches what’s taking place rather than stealing focus. And that may be a matter of offering the perfect set-up for someone else; it may be a matter of gracefully recognizing that set-up when it’s been handed to you; or it may be simply a matter of reacting to what someone else is doing in a way that magnifies the impact of it.

It’s the essential art of quiet heroism. And those who master it may not always be the audience’s favorite, but behind the scenes they’re recognized as the MVPs that everyone wants to work with.

Here’s an example of what I mean:

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Ladies, Your Viewing Figures Just Went Up

April 7th, 2007 · Comedy, Culture, Doctor Who, LGBT, Science Fiction, TV, Video

Just because I love you, here’s a three-part chat show interview with John Barrowman, who plays Captain Jack (the swashbuckling bisexual time traveler from the 51st century) on both Doctor Who and its spinoff series, Torchwood. He talks about his recent knot-tying ceremony with his partner Scott, switches back and forth between his American and Scottish accents, and serves up some good backstage dish.

Host Charlotte Church has a lot of fun letting the mercurial Mr. Barrowman prove that he’s just as mischievous as the iconic character he plays, and even if you haven’t seen either show, I think you’ll find this interview highly entertaining. Official notice: It gets kind of blue at some points — OK, most points — and it’s probably not safe for work, so watch it at home or put on your headphones.

Here’s the first part:

… and here are links to the other two parts on YouTube:

Watch segment 2 to find out what David Tennant’s rather naughty backstage nickname is.

And in segment 3, you get to hear how John characterizes certain characteristics of Sean B. Hayes (aka Jack from Will & Grace).

Via AfterElton.com.

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Eight Tiny Buffalo Dancing on the Head of a Linguistic Pin

April 7th, 2007 · Culture, Language

Thanks to a branching garden path of Internet posts, I have just discovered the wonderful sentence “Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo” (which is really truly a grammatically correct sentence, although certainly not a graceful one) and spent about fifteen minutes learning how to decipher it. My head hurt for a minute or two there, but I got through it and I’m glad I didn’t let the sentence buffalo me the way people from Buffalo buffalo people who are also buffaloed by people from a certain city in New York.

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More Adventures in Pet Food

April 5th, 2007 · Business, Cats, Factory Farming, Food, Health, Kiwi, Mr. Blue, Pet Food, Politics

Kiwi & Mr. Blue in 2005So, in the comments to my previous post on the pet food issue, I promised I’d provide a progress report on transitioning my little monsters over to the Newman’s Own organic cat food. And the short version is, so far, so good. (See this comment in particular for why I chose Newman’s Own over other natural/healthy brands — mainly it comes down to the food being based on organic and free-range chicken.)

The day after I made that post, I did indeed head over to the neighborhood pet shop here in Andersonville. But I hit a little bump in the road there: apparently the “Store Locator” listings on the Newman’s site are a wee bit out of date, because the nice lady at the pet store told me she stopped carrying Newman’s Own a couple of years ago. More distressingly, she told me that the reason she stopped carrying it was because people kept returning it, saying their cats wouldn’t eat it (although she said she did have some canine customers who liked it OK).

I took that with a grain of salt, though, because a lot of people don’t understand how slowly and gradually you need to transition finicky cats over from one food to another, especially if you’re going from a “regular” food to a prescription or “healthy” food. It’s a little like taking a kid who’s used to eating Big Macs and fries every day, and trying to convince him he’s just going to love brown rice with tofu and broccoli.

Dragon Lady (my previous feline companion) started to develop kidney disease in her last couple of years, and was put on prescription “kidney-friendly” food. The first couple of times I poured some into her bowl, she looked at me like I was crazy. Her expression said, and I quote it exactly, “You appear to have placed some wood shavings in my dish. What do you expect me to do with them? And when can I expect some actual food?”

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Music: “Good Morning, Britain”

April 5th, 2007 · Culture, Music, New Wave, Video

As a follow-up to my Roddy Frame post from a week or two back, here’s Roddy teaming up with Mick Jones from The Clash and Big Audio Dynamite to do something energetic, political, and way danceable: the ever-fabulous “Good Morning Britain,” from Aztec Camera’s album Stray, released as a single in 1990. And this is a song that absolutely evokes that year; you can almost see the Berlin Wall falling down when you hear it.

DJ Dave Roberts is a big fan of this one and has been known to play it at Planet Earth Chicago now and again. Caution: Listen to it three times in a row and it’ll be stuck in your head for a week. But you’ll love that, and it’ll make you a better person! I promise.

 
From the Tyne to where to the Thames does flow
My English brothers and sisters know
It’s not a case of where you go
It’s race and creed and colour.
From the police cell to the deep dark grave
On the underground’s just a stop away
Don’t be too black, don’t be too gay
Just get a little duller.

… The past is steeped in shame,
But tomorrow’s fair game,
For a life that’s fit for living
Good morning Britain.

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News Roundup: Amber Waves of Tainted Grain Edition

April 4th, 2007 · Activism, Blogs, Business, Climate Change, Culture, Doctor Who, Food, Foreign Policy, Health, Human Rights, LGBT, Media, News, Politics, Science, Science Fiction, Supreme Court, TV

wheatBush thinks he has the right to “attach conditions” to the Supreme Court’s ruling on greenhouse gases.

Bush also said China and India must get on board the international effort to combat global warming.

“Unless there is an accord with China,” he said, “China will produce greenhouse gases that will offset anything we do in a brief period of time.”

[Senator] Boxer jumped on that remark.

“I find it offensive that the president is still using China as an excuse to do nothing when the U.S. has always been a leader in environmental protection,” she said.

Right on, Senator. The Bush administration might just as well argue that there’s no point in us bothering to have a Bill of Rights as long as China isn’t allowing its citizens to speak and assemble freely. Oh, wait — come to think of it, that’s probably already their position.

Pet food recall: the Boston Globe is asking whether some of the tainted wheat might have made its way into human food as well. According to the Globe, FDA says they “can’t completely rule out contamination of human food by the suspect wheat gluten.” Gluten-free diets are looking better and better. Via the Consumerist. Also see this DKos diary for much more info and perspective.

Bush’s new tactic: counting the days since he sent Congress his war funding request. Reason it won’t work: nobody will believe Bush can count to 57.

The Bush administration is placing a new gag rule on government scientists, who now must obtain prior approval in order to speak or write on any scientific topic “of official interest.”

David Mixner on why Pakistan “should scare the hell out of you.”

The Glass Closet: Out magazine unceremoniously hauls Anderson Cooper, Jodie Foster, and possibly a few others out of the closet.

Did you know that Hillary Clinton was on the board of Wal-Mart for six years?

China’s first TV show dedicated to gay issues premieres this Thursday.

Activist and blogger Josh Wolf, jailed for refusing to hand over a video he shot of WTO protests to federal prosecutors, has been released from prison.

Doctor Who spinoff Torchwood will get its US premiere on BBC America this fall. It’ll be part of their “Supernatural Saturday” lineup, which already includes Doctor Who and Life on Mars.

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Jonesing for Doctor Who

April 2nd, 2007 · Culture, Doctor Who, Lit, Media, News, Science Fiction, TV

Doctor, Martha, & JudoonSeason 3 of Doctor Who is off to a great start, premiering on the BBC this past Saturday night to an appreciative 35.9% of the UK TV audience. Episode 1, “Smith and Jones,” served up rhino-headed aliens called The Judoon, a hospital on the moon, and of course the debut of the Doctor’s new companion, medical student Martha Jones.

Outpost Gallifrey News reports that a publication called The Express has accused Russell T. Davies of ruining every Saturday night in which there isn’t a Doctor Who episode, and that sounds about right.

Also, three stories from Season 2 of Doctor Who have been nominated for the 2007 Hugo Awards: “Army of Ghosts/Doomsday,” “The Girl in the Fireplace,” and “School Reunion.”

The episodes are nominated in the “Best Dramatic Presentation, Short Form” category, which Doctor Who won last year for “The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances” two-parter.

Meanwhile, many PBS stations around the US are starting to air the Season 1 episodes with Christopher Eccleston. WTTW here in Chicago starts showing them April 22. The shows will air on Sundays at 10pm, Saturdays at 11pm. (Tip of the sonic screwdriver to Jim S.)

Finally, The Telegraph argues that “It’s now time to take Doctor Who seriously,” calling the show “an extraordinary study of loss”:

I apologise if it seems silly to be taking Doctor Who seriously. But Russell T Davies and his team of scriptwriters, it seems to me, have produced one of the best and most artful pieces of popular television in years. And what has made it so resonant is not the cast of silly monsters, the excellent jokes, the jolly special effects, and so forth — but its underlying deep melancholy.

Mr Davies has taken a rickety old 1970s science-fiction series, and — by applying a little psychological seriousness to the premise; by asking what it would mean to be able to travel through time, and to live more or less for ever — turned it into an extraordinary study of loss. Its deep theme is loneliness. Loneliness goes through the series like the lettering through a stick of rock.

Read the full piece here (warning — there are spoilers for both Season 1 and Season 2).

… As a side effect of reading that essay, I wound up ordering a copy of The Time Traveler’s Wife by Audrey Niffenegger. Anyone read it?

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News Roundup: Supreme Court, Python,
and Gromit Edition

April 2nd, 2007 · Advertising, Apple, Blogs, Business, Climate Change, Comedy, Culture, Film, Fringe, Health, Human Rights, iTunes, LGBT, Media, Music, Nature, Neo-Futurists, News, Politics, Supreme Court, Torture, Travel, TV

Gromit HMV

  • The Supreme Court rules that the EPA has the authority — and the responsibility — to regulate greenhouse gases. Carl Pope of The Sierra Club says: “Today’s ruling is a watershed moment in the fight against global warming … The ruling is a total rejection of the Bush administration’s refusal to use its existing authority to meet the challenge posed by global warming.”
  • Meanwhile, the court has chosen for the time being not to rule on the rights of detainees at Guantanamo to see a judge, allowing military trials to move forward — although it’s still possible the court will choose to rule on the constitutionality of the Military Commissions act once they’ve seen how the tribunals proceed.
  • Speaking of detainees, here’s Terry Jones of Monty Python writing in the Guardian about how Iran is treating its British captives. Via Crooks & Liars.
  • The pet food recall has expanded to include dry food for the first time, including one prescription variety of Hill’s/Science Diet (“Prescription Diet m/d Feline” is the name of the variety in question.)
  • Back on the climate change thing for a moment: Scientists say global warming is causing a rise in cases of seafood poisoning.
     

    Dozens of popular fish types, including grouper and barracuda, live near reefs. They accumulate the toxic chemical in their bodies from eating smaller fish that graze on the poisonous algae. When oceans are warmed by the greenhouse effect and fouled by toxic runoff, coral reefs are damaged and poison algae thrives, scientists say.

  • The Bush administration has been attacking Speaker Pelosi for her planned visit to Syria … but somehow they’ve been forgetting to mention that a delegation of Republicans are visiting Syria right now.
  • Louis Theroux of the BBC spends time with the Phelps family (you know, the “God Hates Fags” people) in an attempt to figure out what makes them tick. The result is a very interesting profile.
  • Back in February, Steve Jobs called on the music industry to move away from DRM. Looks like he’s had at least one taker: EMI is teaming up with Apple to offer songs with no DRM restrictions through the iTunes store.
  • SonyBMG asks bands to blog their demos instead of sending in hard copies.
  • New study says that people who read their news on the Web actually have a greater attention span than print readers. I always love it when a study grabs the conventional wisdom by the ankles and plays motorcycle with it for a while.
  • Nice work if you can get it: Netflix allows its salaried workers to take as much vacation time as they want.
  • Cracking deal, Gromit! After breaking up with Dreamworks, Aardman Animations has signed a three-year deal with Sony pictures. Also, Gromit is the new “His Master’s Voice” gramophone dog!
  • World-famous travel writer Ayun “No Touch Monkey” Halliday and her husband, world-famous playwright Greg “Urinetown” Kotis, are off on a trek to the Baltic Avenue space on the big Monopoly Board we call Earth. They’ve set up a travel blog to share photos and anecdotes from the journey, with even tyke-setters Inky and Milo getting in on the reportage. Follow along with them at Whogoslavia?

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Music: Tim Curry, “I Do the Rock”

April 2nd, 2007 · Culture, Film, Music, New Wave, Video

Time for a little Monday music pick-me-up! This one needs no introduction: it’s the inimitable Mr. Tim Curry doing that thing he does. Nobody prances better.

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Raising Issues with Tissues: Greenpeace Infiltrates Kleenex Ad Campaign!

April 2nd, 2007 · Activism, Advertising, Business, Climate Change, Media, Nature, Politics, Video

One more post in honor of April Fool’s day — here’s Greenpeace pulling a pretty good activist prank.

Kimberly-Clark, the makers of Kleenex, are responsible for clear-cutting irreplaceable old-growth forests in order to make their tissues. Meanwhile, there’s this Kleenex ad campaign where people are asked to sit on a blue sofa, artistically placed on a crowded city sidewalk, and shed a few tears about something or other into a Kleenex tissue.

So Greenpeace activists decided to show up and point out that Kimberly-Clark’s refusal to use recycled fibers is a real crying shame. Watch the video to see what happens.

It’s frustrating to walk down the paper goods aisle of my local Jewel and see not a single brand of recycled tissue available. Jewel’s store brand President’s Choice used to be available in a recycled version, but that disappeared from the shelves a while back. So these days I have to trek out to Whole Foods to get Seventh Generation.

Go here to learn more about the campaign and how you can help send a message to Kimberly-Clark to stop cutting down ancient forests and use recycled materials instead.

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News Roundup: “An Exceptionally Heavy
Spaghetti Crop”

March 31st, 2007 · Activism, Apple, Business, Climate Change, Comedy, Culture, Factory Farming, Feminism, Film, Food, Health, HIV/AIDS, iTunes, LGBT, Media, Music, News, Politics, Science, Tech, TV, Video

SpaghettiHere’s a little smorgasbord of items I wanted to blog this past week, and didn’t get the chance to. Because unlike spaghetti, time to blog doesn’t grow on trees!

  • John Nichols of The Nation asks whether we’re nearing an “Impeachment Moment,” noting that the I-word is finally being discussed — if not exactly embraced — on TV news and talk shows. Via Booman Tribune.
  • After more than two decades of dormancy, lawmakers are launching a new drive to pass the Equal Rights Amendment. My fervent wish is for Phyllis Schlafley to see this amendment pass before she dies. It would mean so much to her.
  • A major breakthrough on animal welfare at Burger King:
     

    In what animal welfare advocates are describing as a “historic advance,” Burger King, the world’s second-largest hamburger chain, said this week that it would begin buying eggs and pork from suppliers that did not confine their animals in cages and crates.

    … more news like that, please.

  • Salon posted an expose this week revealing the Bush Administration’s secret plan to gut the Endangered Species act:
     

    The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service is maneuvering to fundamentally weaken the Endangered Species Act, its strategy laid out in an internal 117-page draft proposal obtained by Salon … “The proposed changes fundamentally gut the intent of the Endangered Species Act,” says Jan Hasselman, a Seattle attorney with Earthjustice, an environmental law firm, who helped Salon interpret the proposal.

  • A hotel in South Carolina refused to rent a room to a couple because they’re gay.
  • The World Health Organization and UNAIDS are recommending circumcision for males as a protection against the AIDS pandemic in Africa: “The health officials said that male circumcision is the most potent scientifically proven protection in years against the AIDS epidemic; one study predicts that circumcision could avert up to 2 million infections over the next decade.”
  • The BBC site has a look at the legendary “spaghetti tree” story from 1957 — the first, and possibly best ever, televised April fool’s gag. There’s even a video excerpt! My favorite part is hearing the announcer say, in his dignified BBC intonation, that the mild winter “has resulted in an exceptionally heavy spaghetti crop.” The article also includes a laundry list of other great April Fool’s gags, which I’ll resist the temptation to quote from here. But go read it! There’s also a Wikipedia article with some other fun details here.
  • This is odd: new findings show that when sons are born to women who eat a lot of beef during their pregnancy, the sons wind up with a lowered sperm count and an elevated risk of fertility problems.
     

    The problem may be due to anabolic steroids used in the United States to fatten the cattle, Shanna Swan of the University of Rochester Medical Center reported in the journal Human Reproduction. It could also be due to pesticides and other environmental contaminants, she said.

    In other words, it all goes right back to those two little words: factory farming.

  • San Francisco bans plastic shopping bags.
  • Mike Stark of Calling All Wingnuts tackles a professional global warming denier in a public forum. Guess who lost the argument. Go read the transcript, it’s just brilliant the way Mike took this guy down. Via Crooks and Liars.
  • Aaron Sorkin is writing the script to a musical based on The Flaming Lips’ 2002 album Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots. If this story hadn’t come out while it was still March, I’d suspect it of being an April Fools gag. I don’t know why, it just has that quality of something you’d think up on the train on the way to work. Via savage young Neo-Futurist Bilal Dardai, who provides a sample of how he thinks the script might read.
  • Also, while on the EW site, I saw the headline “Gervais, Kinnear team for romantic comedy.” I wonder if I’m the only person who saw that headline and briefly pictured the two of them making out. Followed by Ricky G doing his disco freakout dance from The Office.
  • Apple introduces “Complete My Album” feature. FINALLY. I’ve been wanting them to do this, like, for-EV-er. Oh, and pay attention to this part:
     

    For a limited period of 90 days, Apple said it will make the “Complete My Album” offer retroactive to users who purchased tracks dating back to the launch of the iTunes Store four years ago.

  • Marc Almond returns to recording with “Stardom Road,” his first album since the motorcycle crash that nearly killed him in 2004.

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In Chicago: Even in Blackouts, LIP,
and The Dollar Store Show

March 30th, 2007 · Chicago, Culture, Fringe, Music, Neo-Futurists, News, Performance, Poetry, The Partly Dave Show

Andersonville sidewalkWhat’s going on in Chicago this coming week? Almost too much for one imaginary tree-climbing pachyderm to blog. But here are a few highlights:

  • On Monday night, the world’s best acoustic pop-punk outfit, John Pierson’s band Even in Blackouts, will be playing a basement concert in John’s own basement! It’s at [address redacted now that the event is over], here in Chicago, starting at 7pm, with a secret order of bands including The Methadones, The Unloveables, and The Steinways in addition to EIB. Don’t be late, because for all you know the headliners might go first! Admission is $5 and apparently the capacity is only 50 people, so maybe have a backup plan.
  • Neo-Futurist and Partly Dave Show regular Rachel Claff will be on a double bill with the also Neo-Futurist Sharon Greene at this month’s edition of LIP, the Chicago Poetry Center’s monthly showcase. They’re both dazzlingly good writers and performers, so it’ll be a good night. Rachel says: “Sharon and I serendipitously have written work about aspiring (and failing) to be musical theater stars in our early, ignorant years. Bonus/warning: There will be some singing.” It’s this Thursday night, April 5, at 8pm, at The Spot (4437 N. Broadway). Admission is five bucks.
  • And plan now for next Friday night’s edition of The Dollar Store Show, which will feature the marvelous Diana Slickman (also a Neo-Futurist! And an Oobleckian! And the newly minted co-co-host of The Partly Dave Show!) Plus your hosts Jonathan Messinger & Jeremy Sosenko, with additional guests Sarah Haskins and James Kennedy. That’ll be Friday, April 6, at 7pm at The Hideout, for one scrawny buck.
  • Also, if you missed last week’s spectacular announcement about the upcoming return of The Partly Dave Show on May 2nd, go read it here!

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