Ocelopotamus

I was at the Whole Foods yesterday and they had something called a “Meyer’s Lemon” in the produce section, which looked like a lemon only much orangerer, and a helpful sign explained that it is indeed a cross between a lemon and an orange, developed in China.

My question: if you create a cross between a lemon and an orange, why on earth wouldn’t you call it a “lorange”?

Because then you could totally feed it to a liger.